Well, I had a pretty good week last week, being that I am so perfect and all (stop that laughing!),and as examples of my perfectedness as a mother (I can spell that word any way I want to...I am perfect, remember?) I guess I can share with you all a few things I did not do (Honest)this past week.
I absolutely positively did not order pizza instead of making a nice wholesome meal for my kids (not more than once anyway..don't believe the pizza guy, he's just hoping for extra tips)
And nope, that was not me driving around the blocks (a few times--who could that have been?) luxuriously taking in the Christmas lights all alone while hubby and the kids were at home waiting for me to get back from the store. Nope, wasn't me!
Certainly I did not let my two youngest munchkins stay up late simply because I was involved with my computer and could not bear to break away to put pj's on and read stories. Nah.
I did not, and will certainly deny, putting my daughter's jeans in the dryer (without being washed first???-- what mother would do that???) and pretending that I (But not really me...I'm just saying...), had washed those jeans as had been requested the night before. The shame.
My dogs ate, walked, and were hugged and petted on schedule as always. I did not forget any of the afore mentioned pet duties last week. Certainly not. The very idea!
The last (couple??)of piecesof chocolate cake that mysteriously disappeared late one night? I did not have anything to do with nor will I divulge the identity of the silly person who thought she (I mean HE) could get away with it. She ( I mean HE) needs to look in the mirror to see where that cake landed. I'm just saying.
Anyway, as you can see, I am sure I did not do anything last week that would make me any less of the perfect wife, mother, woman that I say I am. So there.
If you would like to join in on the Not Me! fun, head over to My Charming Kids and see what all the cool kids are NOT doing!